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PostSubject: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 12, 2017 10:09 am

Just as the title said, it doesn't have to be a joke in a formal sense (question and answer), it could be a line, or even a moment in any game.

Mine would be one I heard from Buddy in FO4:
"If 4 out of 5 people suffer from radiation poisoning… Does that mean the fifth guy enjoys it?"

I always use this one as an icebreaker when meeting new people.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyFri Jan 13, 2017 9:47 pm

Wadsworth from Fallout 3 and his "Humour Emitter Array". Basically all of his jokes where bad that they were actually funny and also coming from a well spoken robot, however out of all of his jokes the best would probably be either

"Ah, did you know the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?"
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. Ha!"
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I walked into a bar and saw a hot girl, so I used my VATS, and it told me I had 0% chance to hit that.


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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptySat Jan 14, 2017 12:38 am

The eternal genius that is Billy Knight:

"I told my wife she's good-looking for a ghoul. It's just too bad she's not a ghoul."

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptySat Jan 14, 2017 12:49 am

I'm not sorry:
 


The biggest joke in all of Fallout TongueTril

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptySat Jan 14, 2017 12:53 am

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The biggest joke in all of Fallout TongueTril

Considering that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel exists I just can't agree there.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptySat Jan 14, 2017 4:40 am

"My wife is dead."
Very 10/10 joke by Boone, i laugh all the time i hear it
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptySat Jan 14, 2017 4:52 am

Fallout 3 gotta be the funniest Fallout joke out there.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptySat Jan 14, 2017 5:07 am

Patrolling the burns on this thread almost makes you wish for nuclear winter.
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A Nightkin walks into a bar but he is kicked out because it's a single-only bar XD


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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyWed Jan 18, 2017 6:38 pm

Not really a joke but the funniest thing in Fallout in my opinion is the conversation you have with Fantastic when you have very low Intelligence.
Watch this and try not to laugh:


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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyWed Jan 18, 2017 6:51 pm

When you lose arm wrestling to Francis and get yourself a new ball gag toy.

For people who has not played Fallout 2:
 

@Betterdeadthanred wrote:
Fallout 3 gotta be the funniest Fallout joke out there.

I kind of enjoy it. Though other Fallout games are better, except FO4
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 19, 2017 1:16 am

@Visible Earth wrote:
@SixShooter wrote:
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The biggest joke in all of Fallout TongueTril

Considering that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel exists I just can't agree there.

Both of these right here. Just...ouch. Brotherhood of Steel was so awful it's hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing at this for a solid five minutes for no good reason. Good one to both of you Laugh Out Loud


I really like the other joke that Wadsworth tells you aside from the two mentioned earlier in this thread.

"Two cannibals were eating a clown, when one looks to the other and asks, 'does this taste funny to you?'" I enjoy that joke more than i really should, it's embarrassing.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 19, 2017 3:56 am

Probably very cliche and generic but I'm going to throw out Mr Fantastic and his character and his dialogue in general... mainly the line about the theoretical degree in physics. Just the thought of some regular civilian being in charge of a giant NCR ran power plant and giant death ray is quite hilarious after you talk to Fantastic
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 19, 2017 7:22 am

Not the funniest but a great moment for anyone who's given it a try

persuading Proctor Ingram into telling you how she ended up in that power armor frame so she explains she was at a staging area for the power armor troops to which player responds,
Player: "Not exactly the front line..."
Ingram: "I've served my time in the trenches, I don't have to prove anything to you."

Ingram finishes story of how she fell off cliff and almost died to which player responds
Player: "I'm finding this kinda hard to believe...."
Ingram: "Hey! I'm not spinning some kind of bs war story here. I lost the use of both my legs in that fall. Believe me, I have nothing to prove."

I grumbled and moaned through her dialogue by skipping for added effect and saying things like "ugh" and "blah, blah blah".
Spent a lot more time than I should have laughing my butt off going through this conversation, 10x better after listening to the other 3 choices which result in the same sarcastic comment...I'd hardly call getting both my legs crushed surviving/lucky. Of course I agree but you can't win with Ingram so I just try and piss her off.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 19, 2017 10:44 am

This mod:
 

I like it because he spouts every plot hole and inconsistency in Fallout 4.

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 19, 2017 2:27 pm

"I'm a courier, remember? Don't you want me to handle your package?"

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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyThu Jan 19, 2017 4:04 pm

One of the funniest moment to me is talking to Boxcar in Fallout New Vegas. His dialogue is hilarious lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest Fallout joke you know   Funniest Fallout joke you know EmptyFri Jan 20, 2017 2:43 pm

@Visible Earth wrote:
"I'm a courier, remember? Don't you want me to handle your package?"

Ahhhh, I see what ya did there. Nice one lol!

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