When your bro has your back

1 When you forgot to pay your taxes , but your mom is home.

2 the real king of the jungle

3 when you chase a celeberty but she has a bodyguard

4 When your a gangstarr

Keep your horn in your pants and away from my daughter!!!

When land meets water. Or
Have you heard the good news? I have some pamphlet right here(rino)
WE DON'T WANT YOUR PAMPHLETS! Stop following us around. (hippo)
Aye Girl you looking Good.(rino)
You came to the wrong side of town mother f**ker.(hippo)
When herds collide.

Mormon Rhino: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Chr... ooooh gaawd!

1) "Oh hey, they seem nice, I'll just follow him over ther-" "YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD!"

2) When you move in to try and kiss your date after the dance, but her dad chases you off the porch.

3) Exclusive sneak peak at the two new feuding factions in Fallout 4.

4) "Just follow me sir, the boss would like to see you." "Gee, I wonder if I got the promotion-" "YOU'RE FIRED!"

5) "Peter, Mr. Jameson would like to see you." "PARKER, BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN OR YOU'RE FIRED!"

6) Footage of a Vice Squad sting operation, the rhino thinks he's hiring a prostitute, but she's actually an undercover cop, and then her partner rushes in to make the arrest.

7) "Have some cookies I'm gonna go change." "Oh alright..." "Hi I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat over there." "Oh hell no!"

For Narnia!!! followed by Samuel L. Jackson Surprise Mother#$@er

When you are chasing something and end up in deathclaw valley...

When your buddy won't jump on the grenade (at the bar, for those who aren't that social).

When ur tryin to get a girls number but they have a boyfriend: (Ay mama let me get you- OH SHIT RUN)

When the other boys try to seduce your girl (I noticed it's a different hippo than the one that ran away from the rhino ).
or
Boyfriends be like.

Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for that- NO!!!

Coming this spring, Madagascar 4: Sh*t Gets Real.

Not the best joke in retrospect.

When the sh*t hits the fan...

He who pee's in the pool will get bit!!

RHINO: Did you guys see me in the new Spider Man? HIPPO: it was bad and you should feel bad.

When you didn't know she had a boyfriend

And the winner is @eggman249 for
4) "Just follow me sir, the boss would like to see you." "Gee, I wonder if I got the promotion-" "YOU'RE FIRED!"
6) Footage of a Vice Squad sting operation, the rhino thinks he's hiring a prostitute, but she's actually an undercover cop, and then her partner rushes in to make the arrest.
and
7) "Have some cookies I'm gonna go change." "Oh alright..." "Hi I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat over there." "Oh hell no!"

Honorable mentions:
@CopperCobra
Aye Girl you looking Good./You came to the wrong side of town mother f**ker.
and "When herds collide"

@AceGoober - Keep your horn in your pants and away from my daughter!!!

@TixIssence56 - Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for that- NO!!!

@Drayce128 - Coming this spring, Madagascar 4: Sh*t Gets Real.

@Epiqueeto - RHINO: Did you guys see me in the new Spider Man?
HIPPO: it was bad and you should feel bad.

Thank you all for participation
See you in the next contest!