Everything No-bark Noonan says is pure hilarity, but also has a nugget of truth.
"I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, cause that means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not it means he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive."
More often than not, that's the case in Fallout.
Other than that, a lot of things in the Old World Blues DLC spoke to my inner nerd.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."