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PostSubject: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:07 pm

what joke made you laugh the most/was the funniest to you from Fallout NV?
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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:47 pm

I don't know if this counts because it's from Fallout 3 but it's one of the jokes that Wadsworth tells you. It's the 2 atoms walk into a bar, one tells the other "I think I lost a electron." The other replies. "Are you sure?" To which the other replies. "I'm positive." It's such a stupid joke it made me laugh the first time I heard it. It's also somehow been a joke I tell to almost every single one of my science teachers.

The best joke from Fallout New Vegas however just in case I cheated with the above one. TongueTril Is the Easter egg that appears when you take the wild wasteland perk where you find a skeleton with a hat in a fridge which mocks the scene in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull where Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge. That was the best reference for me personally in Fallout New Vegas.

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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:48 am

I dunno if this counts as a joke but everytime the guys at the Tops go Nyahaeh, there's the High Roller. I remember when I first saw that on Wild Wild Wasteland by Criken2 on Youtube, I started crying, it's too funny. But as for in game dialogue, I really like it when you have low intelligence and people ask if there's anything wrong with you or they'll say "Oh you're one of those people" referring to your retardation, it's too funny. I wish Fallout 4 had this type of dialogue, it's too goddamn priceless.

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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:04 am

"While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup up on a shelf. When I finally got it down, I was so happy!


I cried. I hate my life!" -Muggy

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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:40 am

Courier: Raise your price or... or... you'll be "chip outta luck."
Mr. House: Is that an attempt at... humor?

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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:20 am

I found the Old World Blues appliances very humorous, specifically the toaster.

Courier: Why all the rage?
Toaster: Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill, when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent up anger too.


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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:06 pm

Dr. **** diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation

They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics.
They said welcome aboard!


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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:28 pm

All Old World Blues DLC is full of the bests dialogues-jokes and references in New Vegas, also the dialogue with Cass about Long dick Johnson.

Also, i recently made an update on my Fallout meme compilation over dumping grounds if you guys want to check:

http://www.gunetwork.org/t15671-fallout-meme-compilation#280700

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PostSubject: Re: Best/Funniest Joke You've heard in Fallout New Vegas   Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:47 am

OWB never fails to make me smile. A couple of my favorites are "WHAT IS THIS, A HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR?! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE A COLLECTION OF ROUND-EARTHERS!" and Borous's "Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS." and of course all of the hand/foot penis dialogue.
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