Welcomez!! If you're not careful, some of us bite! *Om Nom Nom*
The Empire? They're a buncha panzies!
The Storm Cloaks? They're a bunch of terrorists hiding behind a flag of "rebellion".
The Blades? Fook em!
Alduin? Never 'eard of 'er!
The NCR? LOL!
The Leigion? O.O
The Brother Hood of Steel? Hoo Rah!!!
General Oliver? Yes Man, THROW HIM OFF THE DAM!!!